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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2009, 01:16:27 PM »
Isn't this sorta like that show Insomniac?

That was the greatest show ever.  I wonder why they stopped doing it?  Was Dave Attel's liver breaking down?
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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2009, 01:33:33 PM »
Isn't this sorta like that show Insomniac?

Oh man yeah, I totally forgot about that show. Insomniac ruled.
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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #27 on: July 27, 2009, 01:54:28 PM »
i forget what channel its on (since i don't get it) but there used to be a show called three sheets where some guy just went drinking in different countries. is that still on?

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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2009, 01:55:26 PM »
i forget what channel its on (since i don't get it) but there used to be a show called three sheets where some guy just went drinking in different countries. is that still on?
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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2009, 03:31:17 PM »
i forget what channel its on (since i don't get it) but there used to be a show called three sheets where some guy just went drinking in different countries. is that still on?

Somebody was just talking to me about that show this weekend (I had never heard of it but it sounds awesome), so I think it is still on. That is the only info I can contribute to this though. Your welcome.

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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2009, 03:31:52 PM »
i forget what channel its on (since i don't get it) but there used to be a show called three sheets where some guy just went drinking in different countries. is that still on?

That sucks. I hate when people steal my ideas. Especially when they steal them before I even think of them.
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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #31 on: July 27, 2009, 03:33:56 PM »
How about a show where I hang out with all the losers from Chopping Block at dingy rock clubs and ask about their trademark recipes?
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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #32 on: July 27, 2009, 03:37:23 PM »
How about a show where I hang out with all the losers from Chopped at dingy rock clubs and ask about their trademark recipes?

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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #33 on: July 27, 2009, 03:38:00 PM »
Get the fuck out, jerks!

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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #34 on: July 27, 2009, 03:43:44 PM »
through an obscure loophole, me and 3 friends have to go back and repeat high school at 30. can grown men, some with families, handle the stress and hi jinx?

Find out on "Homecoming", this fall on ABC.

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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #35 on: July 27, 2009, 03:50:00 PM »
Get the fuck out, jerks!

Don't be jealous of our kick ass show ideas Phrank!
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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #36 on: July 27, 2009, 03:58:18 PM »
Don't be jealous of our kick ass show ideas Phrank!
I am not jealous!

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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #37 on: July 27, 2009, 03:59:40 PM »
I am not jealous!
you are jealous of my crazy beard

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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #38 on: July 27, 2009, 04:01:29 PM »
you are jealous of my crazy beard
AM NOT

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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #39 on: July 27, 2009, 04:02:04 PM »
i forget what channel its on (since i don't get it) but there used to be a show called three sheets where some guy just went drinking in different countries. is that still on?

It used to be on Mojo, but then Mojo disappeared.  Not sure if it's back on the air anywhere since.

The show was pretty awesome, informative about booze and it's history and culture in various countries.  And then he'd wake up with a hangover most places and go and eat/do whatever the local hangover cure was.

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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #40 on: July 27, 2009, 04:03:05 PM »
I wanna be on TV with Phrank.  We should be on the Amazing Race together!  It would be MAYHEM!
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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2009, 04:05:12 PM »
I wanna be on TV with Phrank.  We should be on the Amazing Race together!  It would be MAYHEM!

FTF '10: Amazing Race down to Baltimore.

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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2009, 04:05:49 PM »
i own a slapdash snowboarding school right next door to a very fancy ski resort. they constantly try to buy my land or sabotage my events, but in the end those rich snobs always get their comeuppance.

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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #43 on: July 27, 2009, 04:07:24 PM »
i own a slapdash snowboarding school right next door to a very fancy ski resort. they constantly try to buy my land or sabotage my events, but in the end those rich snobs always get their comeuppance.

Do your ski instructors wear only hot pink bikinis?
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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2009, 04:10:36 PM »
Do your ski instructors wear only hot pink bikinis?

No....Crusher.......I don't have any SKI instructors.

But the snowboard and party instructors wear hawt pink bikinis and clear snow suits.

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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #45 on: July 27, 2009, 04:13:48 PM »
No....Crusher.......I don't have any SKI instructors.

But the snowboard and party instructors wear hawt pink bikinis and clear snow suits.

Sorry, I didn't read, but I do like where this is going!
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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #46 on: July 27, 2009, 04:15:08 PM »
i would love to know what you people think i do for a living that would give me all of this power.

ps. i am unemployed and sitting in my underwear at 4pm on a monday.
Why are you're being blithely, ignorantly argumentative?

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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #47 on: July 27, 2009, 04:31:18 PM »
i would love to know what you people think i do for a living that would give me all of this power.

ps. i am unemployed and sitting in my underwear at 4pm on a monday.

this is what wealthy people do
www.thefoureyes.com

check out this series of films starring this one guy Cheech, and this other guy Chong.

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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #48 on: July 27, 2009, 04:41:46 PM »
this is what wealthy people do

Especially wealthy people with power when it comes to getting people on TV shows!
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Re: Hey, Crystal!
« Reply #49 on: July 27, 2009, 05:11:25 PM »
Especially wealthy people with power when it comes to getting people on TV shows!

thats what i read in the Rupert Murdock biog.
www.thefoureyes.com

check out this series of films starring this one guy Cheech, and this other guy Chong.