How Awesome Is Hell's Kitchen Right Now?

[Harry Hijinks]

ive always been able to smell your bullshit. the only thing i can smell more is smoke.

well, it's not like you had taste to begin with..so no loss there i reckon.

[colin]

well, it's not like you had taste to begin with..so no loss there i reckon.

at least i dont have to drown every thing i cook in tapatio like an old marine because i cant cook worth a shit.

[Harry Hijinks]

at least i dont have to drown every thing i cook in tapatio like an old marine because i cant cook worth a shit.

how would you know how the stuff you cook tastes, dick deadmouth?

[colin]

how would you know how the stuff you cook tastes, dick deadmouth?

because i never lost my tastebuds.

90% of cooks smoke. how are they magically producing tasty food if they can't taste anything?

[JohnnyB]

the only thing i can smell more is smoke.

[Harry Hijinks]

because i never lost my tastebuds.

90% of cooks smoke. how are they magically producing tasty food if they can't taste anything?

relax, puta - you're not a cook...so having no taste buds isn't an issue for you.

[colin]

relax, puta - you're not a cook...so having no taste buds isn't an issue for you.

and you're not hispanic, Coņo. That's why you like the Miracle Whip of hot sauces.

[Harry Hijinks]

and you're not hispanic, Coņo. That's why you like the Miracle Whip of hot sauces.

i am too hispanic.

[Hickey]

in other colin news, sex doesn't actually make babies. that is a common misconception.

I haven't literally laughed out loud at the Internet in a long time...this did it.

[Hickey]

its been almost a month and i havent noticed any difference in taste, you pig fucking hunks of shit.. its all psychosomatic.

It's not psychosomatic. Smoking dulls your tastebuds and your sense of smell. It's fact. You're breathing in chemicals several times a day over the course of years, it's going to have some kind of affect. I didn't believe it either and I didn't notice anything at first, but once I hit the three month mark I noticed it pretty significantly.

[Harry Hijinks]

It's not psychosomatic. Smoking dulls your tastebuds and your sense of smell. It's fact. You're breathing in chemicals several times a day over the course of years, it's going to have some kind of affect. I didn't believe it either and I didn't notice anything at first, but once I hit the three month mark I noticed it pretty significantly.

not colin.

[colin]

It's not psychosomatic. Smoking dulls your tastebuds and your sense of smell. It's fact. You're breathing in chemicals several times a day over the course of years, it's going to have some kind of affect. I didn't believe it either and I didn't notice anything at first, but once I hit the three month mark I noticed it pretty significantly.

i see, hickey. thank you for your informative post. im actually excited now that i know my taste buds still have yet to improve.

i wonder what cock will taste like in december!

[Ellie]

you can really taste the cock. it's like cock, but more.

[Harry Hijinks]

i see, hickey. thank you for your informative post. im actually excited now that i know my taste buds still have yet to improve.

i wonder what cock will taste like in december!

probably like your uncles tasted in the 7th grade, kevin spankenhire.

[colin]

probably like your uncles tasted in the 7th grade, kevin spankenhire.

he wasn't my real uncle, we just called him that.

[Harry Hijinks]

he wasn't my real uncle, we just called him that.

say it..say uncle.

[m welch]

Back to the show for a second:

I'm really glad Dave won. I thought after seeing Kevin's menu that he had it in the bag. Amanda or whoever she was really fucked Kevin over and he was too late to course correct his kitchen. Too bad.

I really would have been happy either way; I thought Kevin was really talented, if not a huge dick at times, but still a good chef and guy.

Dave leading the pass in the second to last episode was embarrassing. "Don't give me asparagus without salt!"

Where was former winner Danny in the finale? I wanted to see him for some reason. Crystal?

Re: the smoking. I'm a smoker and even I get pretty grossed out by the amount of smoking on the show. It seemed to me this season that they smoked inside some area on pretty nice couches? Gross. Those couches must reek.

Lastly, I take back every nice thing I've said about Robert. Fuck that guy. Purposely trying to fuck over Dave the way he did. Asshole.

m welch

[ryantheterrible]

Danny was in the episode, spraying champagne!

[m welch]

Danny was in the episode, spraying champagne!

What?! I'll have to go back and look for him. Was he still wearing the camo hat and long hair look?

m welch

[jettrocks]

Danny was in the episode, spraying champagne!

yeah, he was there.  he got a good haircut and looks way better so maybe you didn't recognize him, welch?

they are only allowed to smoke on the patio, never indoors.

[m welch]

yeah, he was there.  he got a good haircut and looks way better so maybe you didn't recognize him, welch?

they are only allowed to smoke on the patio, never indoors.

That's probably why.

I figured, but it really looked indoors to me for some reason.

Now that the season is over, can you tell us awesome stories and secrets about the contestants?

m welch

[jettrocks]

when we hang out in person, yes.

[ryantheterrible]

yeah, he was there.  he got a good haircut and looks way better so maybe you didn't recognize him, welch?

they are only allowed to smoke on the patio, never indoors.

Was Michael there?

[m welch]

when we hang out in person, yes.

UGH. Come to Portland! I need stories!

My Gordon Ramsey obsession is sickening.

m welch

[Ellie]

UGH. Come to Portland! I need stories!

My Gordon Ramsey obsession is sickening.

m welch

you should add the correct spelling of his name to your obsession. ramsay. anyway, yeah, the guy rules.

how funny were those end blooper scenes where he was imitating the "I'm not no bitch" guy?