I just spent 3 weeks teaching physics at nerd camp. This was held at Franklin and Marshall College in Lancaster, PA. Their mascot is "The Diplomats". I think that is the lamest I've ever heard. Who would root for Diplomats Football?
Where I'm working on my masters (McDaniel College) we are the "Green Terror". That's pretty dumb too, but Diplomats is waaaaayyyy worse.
I wanted to get a cool/funny "Fightin' Diplomats" tshirt at the bookstore before I left, but apparantly F&M college doesn't have that kind of sense of humor. All of their tshirts just had a boring "F&M" logo (white on Blue) in a boring Times New Roman font. Lame.