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HEXTALLS REVIEW IN THE NEW RAZORCAKE 'ZINE (TRANSCRIPT ON PG. 2)
« on: July 24, 2009, 09:27:51 PM »
IT'S ANOTHER GREAT PIECE OF BOMBASTIC LITERATURE, DESTINED TO BE STUCK TO THE FRIDGE.  CONGRATS, GUYS!
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Re: HEXTALLS REVIEW IN THE NEW RAZORCAKE 'ZINE
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2009, 09:32:33 PM »
THE ABOVE POST IS NOT THE REVIEW.......I DONT HAVE TIME TO TYPE THE ACTUAL REVIEW OUT....BUT LETS JUST SAY THAT THE REVIEWER FIGURATIVELY TAKES THE LATEST HEXTALLS ALBUM AND CHOPS IT UP WITH SCISSORS.....PUTS IT IN A BLENDER....TAKES A NASTY, WET, BLOOD-INFUSED DUMP INTO THE BLENDER....PULSATES IT UP SOME MORE....POURS THE CONCOCTION INTO A GLASS WITH AN INNER LINING THATS BEEN WIPED DOWN WITH FERMENTED YAK SEMEN....SWIRLS EVERYTHING AROUND A FEW TIMES....POURS THE LIQUID ON THE GROUND.....VOMITS THREE OR FOUR TIMES ON TOP OF THE LIQUID....AND THEN SETS THE ENTIRE MESS ON FIRE.    THAT WOULD BE THE EQUIVALENT ACTION OF THE SCENE THE REVIEW DEPICTS.
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Re: HEXTALLS REVIEW IN THE NEW RAZORCAKE 'ZINE
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2009, 09:49:50 PM »
wha?
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Re: HEXTALLS REVIEW IN THE NEW RAZORCAKE 'ZINE
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2009, 10:10:57 PM »
the hextalls rule...so fuck razorflake
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Re: HEXTALLS REVIEW IN THE NEW RAZORCAKE 'ZINE
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2009, 10:31:10 PM »
They kinda got a shitty review. Shame.

Also, I have to say Joe III totally dropped the ball on that Whoa Oh Records interview. Where is the hard-hitting journalism I have come to expect from both Joe and Razorcake?

I haven't read the Norb column yet, but other than that it was the most boring issue of Razorcake I've seen in a while. Disappointing.
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Re: HEXTALLS REVIEW IN THE NEW RAZORCAKE 'ZINE
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2009, 10:35:03 PM »

Razorcake likes the Hextalls, MRR does not!

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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2009, 10:35:14 PM »
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Re: HEXTALLS REVIEW IN THE NEW RAZORCAKE 'ZINE
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2009, 10:41:55 PM »
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Re: HEXTALLS REVIEW IN THE NEW RAZORCAKE 'ZINE
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2009, 10:44:37 PM »
I think Billy Raygun is supposed to be in this months.
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Re: HEXTALLS REVIEW IN THE NEW RAZORCAKE 'ZINE
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2009, 10:45:25 PM »
Quote from: Chris_Grivet on July 24, 2009, 10:31:10 PM
Also, I have to say Joe III totally dropped the ball on that Whoa Oh Records interview. Where is the hard-hitting journalism I have come to expect from both Joe and Razorcake?

This exists?

Who still carries Razorcake in New York? I never see it anywhere.
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Re: HEXTALLS REVIEW IN THE NEW RAZORCAKE 'ZINE
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2009, 10:46:02 PM »
Who keeps sending our fucking record to these places?
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Re: HEXTALLS REVIEW IN THE NEW RAZORCAKE 'ZINE
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2009, 10:51:51 PM »
Quote from: Devin Landlord on July 24, 2009, 10:46:02 PM
Who keeps sending our fucking record to these places?

I'm sure they will love Dream Homes.
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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2009, 10:59:02 PM »
Quote from: DaveNobody on July 24, 2009, 10:51:51 PM
I'm sure they will love Dream Homes.

Thanks bro hymn!  We put a lot of hard work into writing and recording that record and then sending it out to people to find out if are good or not.  Sure, we stole most of the record from the copyrights and grivethead, but who gives a shit.  thats our cross to bear, bro.
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Re: HEXTALLS REVIEW IN THE NEW RAZORCAKE 'ZINE
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2009, 11:03:34 PM »
Quote from: Chris A. on July 24, 2009, 10:45:25 PM
This exists?

Who still carries Razorcake in New York? I never see it anywhere.

My mailman...to my door.
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« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2009, 11:12:27 PM »
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Helpful.

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Re: HEXTALLS REVIEW IN THE NEW RAZORCAKE 'ZINE
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2009, 11:14:34 PM »
Fuckin grivethead
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Re: HEXTALLS REVIEW IN THE NEW RAZORCAKE 'ZINE
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2009, 11:16:25 PM »
Chelsea is going undercover as a resident and intercepting all of Chris's Razorcakes for me.
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Re: HEXTALLS REVIEW IN THE NEW RAZORCAKE 'ZINE
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2009, 11:18:55 PM »
Quote from: Chris A. on July 24, 2009, 11:16:25 PM
Chelsea is going undercover as a resident and intercepting all of Chris's Razorcakes for me.

..or you know, you could just get your own subscription.

Actually, what are you complaining about? I'm sure they'll carry it in San Francisco.
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Re: HEXTALLS REVIEW IN THE NEW RAZORCAKE 'ZINE
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2009, 11:20:35 PM »
Quote from: Chris_Grivet on July 24, 2009, 11:18:55 PM
..or you know, you could just get your own subscription.

Actually, what are you complaining about? I'm sure they'll carry it in San Francisco.

Uh ohhh... lover's quarrel!

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Re: HEXTALLS REVIEW IN THE NEW RAZORCAKE 'ZINE
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2009, 11:23:31 PM »
I should get another subscription...  I really only read it for Norb's and the Rhythm Chicken's columns though.
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« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2009, 01:21:20 AM »
Beards and Bullshit.
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« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2009, 09:06:20 AM »
Quote from: jbvxm on July 24, 2009, 11:12:27 PM
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Problem solved.

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« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2009, 10:08:30 AM »
Quote from: Chris A. on July 24, 2009, 10:45:25 PM
This exists?

Who still carries Razorcake in New York? I never see it anywhere.

It's free at the Double Down.
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Re: HEXTALLS REVIEW IN THE NEW RAZORCAKE 'ZINE
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2009, 10:31:31 AM »
I just read a couple of Razorcake reviews of Call It a Comeback. One was negative (HOUSE PARTY! hah), one was positive...but if I never heard the album, both reviews would make me want to buy the record.

Man, some of these idiots gave Heads "no hugging no learning" and the Hard Ons "Most people are a waste of time" bad reviews. Fucking goombahs.
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