Ok, here's one. How about when you think things are going fine, having your wife of four years tell you that she loves you, but is not IN love with you anymore. Then telling you that you deserve better than her, and asking for divorce so she can move back to Washington to start over.... Nobody cheated on anybody, there were no fights or violence...we just grew apart. She says we can totally still be friends and talk and stuff. Fucking women...FML.