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King Dork
« on: September 23, 2005, 03:44:43 PM »
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Re: King Dork
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2005, 03:48:58 PM »
Dunno if you guys saw this:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0385732910/002-6644884-4066466?v=glance
Read about it on his blog today.  I'm excited for this.  I read the one excerpt someone had online awhile back and it was fucking perfect.

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Re: King Dork
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2005, 03:49:43 PM »
I just wonder if his brilliant writing style can translate to prose.  All the clever wordplay and whatnot.
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2005, 03:50:34 PM »
What do other people think about this book? Obviously, none of us have read it yet, but that's never stopped anyone from sharing their opinions about music, movies, etc.

I like the Mr. T Experience, I just think they can be one of the more annoying bands around when Frank doesn't keep himself in check, cleverness-wise. You can only be so clever before you start to be grating. I appreciate the wordsmithing, but I mean, there's such thing as too much. (I think most bands would be better off if they tried harder. MTX is one of the few bands that should tone it down a notch or two.)

Point? If the novel tries too hard, it could be unreadable. On the other hand, it could be great. Being published by a major publishing house means that he definitely has a real editor, so I'm guessing it will be excellent. He's talented if somewhat unrestrained.

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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2005, 03:59:53 PM »
That amazon description sounds like a serious recipe for shittiness.  Hooray, a book that wishes it was Catcher in the Rye so much that it is about Catcher in the Rye.  At this point I would rather see Slayer in the Rye and slash all those little kid's throats.  There's just a retarded clusterfuck of magnimous poop surrounding that book, it makes me sick.  I'm sure I "just don't get it."
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2005, 04:02:47 PM »
The bit that I read was right on.  Very natural, not forced or over the top at all.  Prior to reading that I had pretty had the same sentiments as you.

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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2005, 04:03:03 PM »
I love the book to death, but I can understand being annoyed by the "hype" around it.
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Re: King Dork
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2005, 06:46:40 PM »
this will probably be the only book I read this year

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Re: King Dork
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2005, 07:31:36 PM »
I know a couple people who've read it and they speak very highly of it, and also say that Frank has kept his cleverness sufficiently in check.  I've only seen a couple brief excerpts myself, so I'll have to reserve judgment for now.
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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2005, 07:32:11 PM »
I will read any book that claims to contain the secret to attracting semi-hot girls.
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2005, 09:57:24 PM »
I'm very excited about this book. I believe George Tabbs latest comes out next month.
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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2005, 10:02:10 PM »
Speaking of Doctor Frank, is Phrank a virgin?
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« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2005, 12:07:33 AM »
i've been following progess on this, and will probably buy it when it comes out.

dr. frank cannot be too clever for me.

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Re: King Dork
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2005, 03:59:59 AM »
i've been following progess on this, and will probably buy it when it comes out.

dr. frank cannot be too clever for me.


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Re: King Dork
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2005, 10:03:01 AM »
I know a couple people who've read it and they speak very highly of it, and also say that Frank has kept his cleverness sufficiently in check.  I've only seen a couple brief excerpts myself, so I'll have to reserve judgment for now.
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« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2005, 11:19:09 AM »
I know a couple people who've read it and they speak very highly of it, and also say that Frank has kept his cleverness sufficiently in check.  I've only seen a couple brief excerpts myself, so I'll have to reserve judgment for now.

I also have a friend who's read one of the (close to final) drafts, and says that it totally rules. I can't wait.
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« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2005, 04:54:53 PM »
Definitely looking forward to this book.
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Re: King Dork
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2005, 01:11:13 PM »
A few reading/show dates are up at Frank's web site:

http://www.doktorfrank.com/archives/003276.html


October 26th in New York. I have class, but am seriously considering skipping it.
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« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2005, 02:16:05 PM »
A few reading/show dates are up at Frank's web site:

http://www.doktorfrank.com/archives/003276.html


October 26th in New York. I have class, but am seriously considering skipping it.

Yes this rules!  I'll be back from my business ventures for the show in NY.  Would anyone be interested in going to New Haven?  Just have to score a car somehow...
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Re: King Dork
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2005, 10:11:08 AM »
In the interest of creating a neverending, self-referential loop of internet speculation which will one day collapse on itself and become a small pile of anti-matter,

Frank references this thread!

http://www.doktorfrank.com/archives/003277.html

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Re: King Dork
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2005, 10:25:08 AM »
What really sucks is both the Plus Ones and this Dr. Frank thing are happening the same night in NYC.  I really want to go to both hopefully the times wont intersect with each other.
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Re: King Dork
« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2005, 10:27:00 AM »
Having reviewed the excerpt and the review, this detective sez: I've change my plea to guilty. Okay, see what happens when you reach too far for a reference? Morrissey, MTX, cleverness, etc.

Anyway, it sounds good, but this could be a red flag: "Throughout the book I frequently found myself online, looking up references and books and vocabulary words."

Although this might be promising: epigraph (a-PIG-rape): an obscure quotation at the beginning of a book designed to make the author of the book seem smarter and more well-read than its readers. An epigraph that doesn't make the reader feel confused, small, worthless, and stupid is an epigraph that has failed. Therefore, the best epigraphs have no discernible relationship to the contents of the books they adorn."

But is it Frank's own commentary on his work, or simple reflection on what he consciously avoided while writing his novel, allegedly for "young adults"? Damn the postmodern quandry and the internet speculation and the punk detective's work is never done and no rest for the wicked. Ly speculative that is! Score!

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Re: King Dork
« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2005, 10:29:10 AM »
What really sucks is both the Plus Ones and this Dr. Frank thing are happening the same night in NYC.  I really want to go to both hopefully the times wont intersect with each other.

They did that on purpose to test your allegiance. Frank or Joel, man? Old or young? Postmodern or post post modern?

PS I think the book will be good, and that's my absolute last word until I hear another rumor.